tha man who went up a hill and came down a mountain

Once there lived a man in Timbuctoo

Who lived on the hill HOWDYADO

One day he thought-

I've lived here all my life and done naught!

So he decided ans set out downhill,

Went to the Townhall and stated his will-

"Let's make the hill a mountain!!" said he.

But no, the folks didnt agree...

"Better bake pies," said they,"and make sherry."

But then the mayor intervened

"I think 'tis a noble cause," he feigned.

(truth's-he was tired of pies

-he'd rather try fries!)

And so the man had his way

Hour after hour, day after day

The townsfolk carried mud uphill

Inch by inch the mound did fill..

Finally it was over

The hill became a mountain and stood a thousand feet high, like a tall tower.

Our man,
danced in joy and glee

Slipped,came tumbling down, broke his knee

Cramped his neck

And spent the rest of his days in bed.

So thats the story of our man

Who went up a hill and came down a mountain!